2:30 a.m. phone calls

Harold tries to take a nap on the porch while contending with noisy neighbors upstairs and down, an ice pick wielding child, and an insurance salesman (T. Roy Barnes) looking for a man named LaFong: "LaFong, Carl LaFong. Capital `L' small `a,' capital `F' small `o' small `n' small `g.' LaFong!" he says. "I don't know LaFong," Harold replies, "And if I did, I wouldn't tell you!"